1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,600 You know I'll support you whatever you choose, 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:08,240 even though I seriously don't think you should keep it. 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,640 But it is my body. 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,680 Oh, totally, your body, your choice. 5 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,080 One choice is very clear, though. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,600 Don't keep the baby. 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,720 Yeah, but it is up to me. 8 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,080 Oh, completely, yeah, your choice... 9 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,920 to not have a baby. 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,560 I'm hearing you, 11 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,200 but it is my choice. 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,880 Totally, yeah, your body-- 13 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,240 one clear, obvious choice. 14 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,680 Yep. 15 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,480 My choice. 16 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,480 Get that 17 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,840 out of me. 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,960 Would you feel differently if I told you it was twins? 19 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,720 As we're sure you know, 20 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,400 you've had lots of arears notices, 21 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,440 - and you've been late on every-- - Look, Clive... 22 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,880 I'm sure I've made the payment. 23 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,080 Has it not been credited to the account? 24 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,880 Must be something wrong with the system. 25 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,880 Look, I don't want to fight. I'm just doing my job. 26 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,200 Please hand the keys over. 27 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,600 No. Check the account again. 28 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,040 I can check again, but it's still the same. 29 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,680 Enjoy this, do you? How do you sleep at night? 30 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,760 Not well, I hope. 31 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,320 Hello. 32 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,960 Right, then. Go on, take them. Take them. 33 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,680 Just fucking go. 34 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,800 Who was that, then? 35 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,680 MOT service. 36 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,400 That's great. They come and collect. 37 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,000 I didn't know they could do that. 38 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,480 Yeah. 39 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,680 It's absolutely fantastic. 40 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,200 Seb wants to have sex. Can you believe it? 41 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,080 In general, yes. With you, no. 42 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,560 Just say you don't want to. 43 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,920 It just feels a bit confrontational. 44 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,280 - Yeah, but you're gay. - Nah, too hard. 45 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,480 - This is easier. - What? Hiding from Seb? 46 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,080 No, hiding from my feelings. 47 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,360 Mom's right. I was playing with fire. 48 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,920 Seb loves me unconditionally. 49 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,520 Plus, he comes with me to everything. 50 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,880 You could get a dog to do that. 51 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,680 Can I sleep in your room tonight? 52 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,920 No. You've made your bed. Now go get fucked in it. 53 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,440 Mm. 54 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,160 Not tonight. I'm sorry. 55 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,720 There, there. 56 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,800 Sex is supposed to help you bond with your partner. 57 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,160 - Well, that's not true-- - I've been masturbating for years, 58 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,760 and I couldn't hate myself more. 59 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,480 But don't you love me? 60 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,880 - Yeah, of course I do. - Then you fancy me? 61 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,560 Absolutely. 62 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,880 Well... 63 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,480 prove it. 64 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,920 Would you like me to take your clothes off? 65 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,640 No, thank you. 66 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,520 Would you like me to take my clothes off? 67 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,240 No, thank you. 68 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,480 Right. Well... 69 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,560 I'm gonna masturbate in the toilet, or I won't sleep. 70 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,360 - Don't worry. I'll-- - I'll think about you. 71 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,720 Hmm. 72 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,080 I'm sorry. 73 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,160 I'm so virile. I really am. 74 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,440 I-is there something wrong with me? 75 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,080 Mm, could be, yeah. 76 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,680 What? 77 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,880 Am I--am I a sex addict? 78 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,080 Oh. 79 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,080 Uh, yeah, maybe. 80 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,400 I would like to do it, though, at some point. 81 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,280 But that's what an addict would say. 82 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,120 You're right. 83 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,480 Dis--disgusting. 84 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,680 I'll get therapy. I promise. 85 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,280 Seb wants to get therapy. Can you believe it? 86 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,880 Oh, no. you jealous? 87 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,080 No, I'm in danger. 88 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,480 I can't have him working out 89 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,280 the one toxic thing in his life is me. 90 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,800 Not just in his life, Josie. 91 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,280 Seb is the plaster 92 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,280 holding this gaping wound shut. 93 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,880 I cannot afford to have that plaster become sentient. 94 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,320 What am I gonna do? 95 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,200 You're gonna have to have sex with him. 96 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,440 Maybe I can tell him it's not feminist. 97 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,720 He loves that shit. 98 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,080 Wanks his little willie off over it. 99 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,440 No, they've changed it. 100 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,040 We're supposed to love it now. 101 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,480 Fuck. Seriously? 102 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,320 I can't keep up with this stuff. 103 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,880 You've got two options. 104 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,880 Have sex with him or dump him, 105 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,360 spread your wings, and enjoy some time alone. 106 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,080 Maybe I can learn to like it. 107 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,840 - Do you like it? - No. Obviously not. 108 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,480 Nobody does, Josie. 109 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,680 We're not meant to enjoy it. That's not what it's for. 110 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,480 Ask literally any woman. 111 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,280 Not one of us actually likes dick. 112 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,560 It's not something you enjoy. 113 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,720 It's just something you get through. 114 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,480 Hmm. 115 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,080 Well, okay, yeah, got it. Got it. 116 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,480 Mm. 117 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,440 Something about this doesn't feel quite right. 118 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,480 It feels like maybe you could be doing this for me. 119 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,520 Seb, please, the patriarchy. 120 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,280 Right, yeah. S-sorry. 121 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,280 Sorry, Emmeline Pankhurst. 122 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,040 Look at me. 123 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,520 I'm revolting. 124 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,680 I-I need orgasms. I mean, they're really nice. 125 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,680 I want to keep on having them, and that's an addiction. 126 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,280 And I need help. 127 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,560 Or what if we make a deal? 128 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,480 A sex deal? 129 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:10,080 Yeah, like I give you a hand job on Fridays? 130 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,840 Three hand jobs a week, full sex once at the weekend. 131 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,680 No sex, 132 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,840 two hand jobs a week, Mondays and Wednesdays? 133 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,680 Okay. 134 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,080 And on special occasions? 135 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,920 Yeah, deal. 136 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,240 You sure you don't want to finish me off? 137 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,960 I don't want to violate the terms of the contract. 138 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,280 Right. Yeah. 139 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,960 Looking forward to tomorrow, then. 140 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,280 What? Why? 141 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,120 Oh, f... 142 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,280 Happy birthday, Josie. 143 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,880 It's a privilege to be here on such a special occasion. 144 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,280 Very special occasion. 145 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,280 We did wonder what to get you. 146 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,880 What do you get the girl that's got everything? 147 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,640 So we asked the person that knows you best. 148 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,080 You're welcome. 149 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,840 It's from both of us. 150 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,880 Thanks. 151 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,600 Straighteners? 152 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,840 Yeah, 'cause you broke your last ones, didn't you? 153 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,080 Mm, no, you broke yours. 154 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,680 Oh, fucking hell, 155 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,480 if you don't want it, I'll have it, then. 156 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,520 Ungrateful bitch. 157 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,480 Uh, Debs, small "problemo"-- run out of juice. 158 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,480 Well, you could just pop out and get some. 159 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,960 Oh, don't worry. 160 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,880 No, I'll make due till you go shopping again. 161 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,480 But could you get Tropicana? 162 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,040 I'm sure they water this cheap stuff down. 163 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,480 So, birthday girl, 164 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,920 where we going for dinner, then? 165 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,680 - Are we going out for dinner? - I assumed we were. 166 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,080 That's sort of what you do on your birthday, isn't it? 167 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,280 Of course we are. 168 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,280 Nothing is too good for my girls. 169 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,320 I do treat you well. 170 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,280 I just wish someone would look after me 171 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,880 the way I look after them. 172 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:00,080 - Absolutely. - Really? 173 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,680 Yes, of course. 174 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,280 You work so hard, it's the least you deserve. 175 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,880 Ooh. 176 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,440 I'm a little bit excited. 177 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,480 I think Dev's gonna take us to dinner. 178 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,040 Yes. 179 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,080 Remember, Tropicana. 180 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:33,080 Ah! 181 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,880 Can I have the afternoon off? I'm not feeling very well. 182 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,920 Oh, right. What with? 183 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,760 An abortion. 184 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,880 Billie Johnson. 185 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,080 Why are you here, birthday princess? 186 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,520 The rota says you booked today off? 187 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,200 I'm hiding from my boyfriend. 188 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,160 I'm contractually obligated to give him a hand job. 189 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,480 Hmm. 190 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,640 That doesn't feel very "consensh." 191 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,680 You can't report societal pressure to the police, Claire. 192 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,240 This is my cross to bear. 193 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,200 But you could break up with him. 194 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,200 No, not worth it. 195 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,600 I'm confused. 196 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,880 I thought you said that you were a lesbian. 197 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,440 We don't know that for sure. 198 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,280 Boys are easier 'cause I don't feel anything. 199 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,880 Girls stir up all these weird, special feelings. 200 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,320 - What? Like love? - No. 201 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,880 Like fear. 202 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,160 I feel safe with Seb. I'm not scared of him. 203 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,880 And coming from a loveless background, 204 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,680 popping my sexuality to one side 205 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,480 just feels like a small price to pay. 206 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,960 Are you really that afraid of being alone? 207 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,080 Do you ever get home to an empty house 208 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,680 after a long day at work? 209 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:54,880 Get your comfy PJs, make some nice dinner, 210 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,640 watch some TV, and think, 211 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,080 "Why don't I just kill myself?" 212 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,880 No. 213 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,120 How you feeling? 214 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,880 Yeah, fine. 215 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,680 I just need to not think about babies for a while. 216 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,920 You might need to wear these. 217 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,800 Nappies? 218 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,080 Adult-incontinence pants. 219 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,400 Yeah. 220 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,280 Thanks. 221 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,880 Happy birthday. 222 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,080 Your present is not being an aunt--congratulations. 223 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,880 - How was it? - I mean, it was an abortion. 224 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,680 It wasn't a weekend at Glastonbury. 225 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,480 They wheeled me in vagina-first, 226 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,680 and five men fiddled with my nunny while I was unconscious. 227 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,480 It's a bit like Glastonbury, then. 228 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,440 Oh, yeah. 229 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,280 Oh, Nicky. 230 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,680 Right. You good? 231 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,200 Oh. 232 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,880 Phew. 233 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,080 So I've asked about spice levels. 234 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,680 Should be fine. 235 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,280 Oh, you said it was fancy. 236 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,080 Oh, you look just like James Bond. 237 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,080 And I've got a license to kill. 238 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,080 But I won't use it. 239 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,480 What a gentleman. 240 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,880 - Josie? No. - Thanks, darling. 241 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,200 Hmm. Well, this is all Greek to me. 242 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,600 Because it's a Greek restaurant. 243 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,480 Can--can everyone know what they're gonna order, please? 244 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,480 Uh, don't want any delays when the waiter gets here, 245 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,880 'cause me and Josie have some alone time booked later 246 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,640 that just can't wait. 247 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,000 Yeah, but no rush, okay? 248 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,760 It's my birthday, and I'd like to enjoy it. 249 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,920 I think I'm gonna get the lamb with a side of coo-coo. 250 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,200 I always thought that was couscous. 251 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,480 No, it's definitely coo-coo 252 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,680 You're so fucking clever. 253 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,880 You're clever, too, Josie... 254 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,080 In your own way. 255 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,680 - Thanks. - Maybe I could make us 256 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,080 some of this stuff when we get our place in Manchester-- 257 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,680 maybe a cheeky little linguine in our flat. 258 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,080 Yeah. 259 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,720 What's happening in Manchester? 260 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,680 Nicky's gonna be head cocktail maker at Smirnoff 261 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,280 and open Manchester's first ice bar-- 262 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,680 Billie Bar. 263 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,040 We're still thinking about the name. 264 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,720 - Well, that sounds amazing. - Sounds impractical. 265 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,280 Ooh. 266 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,080 What shall I have, Dev? 267 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,280 Perhaps the steak and the lobster 268 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,960 and maybe a piña colada. 269 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,440 You can get whatever you like. 270 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,880 Hmm, what do I want? 271 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,520 What do I want? 272 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:18,960 So much choice. 273 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,680 Too much choice, actually. I'm a bit scared. 274 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,600 I think I need more time to assess my options. 275 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,880 Gosh, Josie, you're-- you're so thorough. 276 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,080 I-if you carry on like this, we'll be here till midnight. 277 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,640 Can I hear the specials again? 278 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,280 How slow cooked is the slow-cooked vegetables? 279 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,960 And the, um-- the steak, that's well-done. 280 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,680 Is there anything more than well-done? 281 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,680 Fuck's sake, Josie, we know you're gonna get chips. 282 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,720 - Hurry up. - Just the chips, please. 283 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,480 So how did you two lovebirds meet? 284 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,760 We met at the club. 285 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,480 He showed me how straight a line 286 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,680 he could draw without a ruler. 287 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,080 It was really straight. 288 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,840 It was really fucking straight. 289 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,280 So hot. 290 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,480 what's that? 291 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,280 It's... 292 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,840 a nappy. 293 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,320 Oh. 294 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,160 Why are you wearing a nappy? 295 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,480 What, do you not like me wearing a nappy? 296 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:15,880 I'm just not really into that whole sexy-baby thing. 297 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,880 I guess I'll go take it off, then. 298 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,280 I must say, I am surprised you're still here, 299 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,880 but it is great that you are. 300 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,680 I thought you might immediately take off 301 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,680 after Billie got the abortion. 302 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,880 I'm just gonna go check on Billie. 303 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,000 Okay. 304 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,880 He is so great. 305 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,280 Oh, yeah, he's great. 306 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,080 He's--he's amazing. 307 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,080 Could you slow down? 308 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,080 If you eat this quickly, it's terrible for your digestion. 309 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,520 - Chew, chew. - Mm. 310 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,760 - It's not a race. - Mm, you're right. 311 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,760 I want to be fit as a fiddle for tonight. 312 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,280 - Where's Nicky? - Don't know. Toilet. 313 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,480 Hope he hurries up. It's nearly time to get back. 314 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,080 What time's this place shut? 315 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,280 Maybe we should go somewhere afterwards. 316 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,240 Can't get any bloody ketchup out. 317 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,280 Let me have a go. 318 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,680 Josie's good at that. What's the trick again, Josie? 319 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,760 Oh. 320 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,120 Sorry. 321 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,400 Josie, you're making this lovely meal 322 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,960 very difficult to enjoy. 323 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,680 We really should wait for Nicky to get back. 324 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,280 - It's only polite. - Yeah, thank you. 325 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,280 At least someone's got some manners around here. 326 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,480 Ever heard of etiquette? 327 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,880 Yes, Seb, very straight. 328 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:03,440 Seriously, where the fuck is Nicky? 329 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,280 Nicky? 330 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,680 Hello? Nicky? 331 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,280 It's so weird. 332 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,600 He's been great tonight. 333 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,200 I don't know why he would take off. 334 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,480 We had such a good chat. 335 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,360 I told him how amazing he's been 336 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,040 - since you had your abortion. - What? 337 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,600 I just said he's been really supportive and kind 338 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,000 since you had your abortion. 339 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,400 I've not fucking told him I had one. 340 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,800 Why would you not tell him? He's been so nice. 341 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,480 Because he was being nice to me 342 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,080 so I'd get the fucking abortion. 343 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,480 Oh, right. 344 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,080 That does make sense. 345 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,680 - Right, I'm going. - Sit down, Billie. 346 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,600 - I need to find Nicky. - He's gone, love. 347 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,360 This is the longest we've ever seen him for. 348 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,000 I don't even know how you managed 349 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,680 to get him here tonight-- is he on drugs? 350 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,400 - I think he was, yeah. - I need to go and find him. 351 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400 - He wouldn't do this to me. - I think he probably would. 352 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,680 He wouldn't leave. He--he wouldn't. He loves me. 353 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,320 All right, all right, now, let's give him 354 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,320 the benefit of the doubt-- he might not have left. 355 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,360 He's obviously fucking left, Dev! 356 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,480 How dare you speak to James Bond like that? 357 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,120 Sorry, Mr. Bond. 358 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,880 Your sister knows how to keep a man. 359 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,600 - You should be more like her. - Oh, Josie's a lesbian. 360 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,920 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 361 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,160 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 362 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,120 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Josie ♪ 363 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:19,280 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 364 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,960 Uh, Josie's not gay. She's obviously straight. 365 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,160 She's about as straight as this fucking line, Seb. 366 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,480 Well, uh, she's always talking about men she fancies. 367 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,880 Oh, really? Okay, Josie, name a single man you fancy. 368 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,720 Come on, any man will do. 369 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,880 James Bond? 370 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,680 Well, you can't have him. He's mine. 371 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,480 I really thought you were gonna say me. 372 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,080 What? Is he really gone? 373 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,800 Just--just tell me the truth. It's all right, I promise. 374 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,120 I'm sorry. 375 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,480 Josie, please, control yourself. 376 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,280 Honestly, this is the thanks I get 377 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,920 for loving you both too much. 378 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,720 This is your fault, you sniveling little rat. 379 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,880 Maybe we can't force people to be with us, you know? 380 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,400 Some people say, if you love someone, 381 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,120 let them go and just trust they'll come back. 382 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,480 Yeah, right, like Dad? I'm not falling for that again. 383 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,280 Listen, Josie, we have to do 384 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,600 everything in our fucking power to lock people down. 385 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,480 If you love someone, hold on to them for dear life 386 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,880 and grip so hard until you fuse with their body 387 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,960 like a human fucking centipede. 388 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,520 Billie, you're hurting me. 389 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,480 Sorry. You'll need that for your hand job later. 390 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,520 - Just me and my boys. - Hmm. 391 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,280 I'll say it... 392 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,880 I did not like that guy. 393 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,680 I'd never leave like that. 394 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,640 I know you wouldn't, darling. 395 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,480 You're family. 396 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,120 I'll just go and check on the girls. 397 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,080 Do you like having orgasms? 398 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,880 Uh... 399 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,680 Hmm. 400 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,680 Yes. 401 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,240 Yes, think so. 402 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,920 So are you a sex addict, too? 403 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,920 His icon's disappeared. 404 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,680 My messages only have one tick. What do you think that means? 405 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,640 I think it means you've been-- 406 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,760 - Don't say it. - Blocked. 407 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,680 He wouldn't do this. 408 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,280 He wouldn't block me. 409 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,680 Who's gonna hand out topless shots at Billie Bar? 410 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,880 He took me to the fair last week--it was so romantic. 411 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,720 Does that sound like a man that wants to leave me? 412 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,640 I think he was trying to give you a miscarriage. 413 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,400 - What, even on the dodge-'ems? - Especially on the dodge-'ems. 414 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,680 Right. Well, you need to help me, then. 415 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:07,440 - Why? - 'Cause I'm gonna kill myself. 416 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,880 What's your plan? 417 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,680 Hold me down till the last bubble pops. 418 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,680 What has happened to this family? 419 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,080 We used to be so open and honest with each other-- 420 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,280 a real unit. 421 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,040 No, we didn't. 422 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,080 You always hurt the ones you love the most. 423 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,560 That's why you're doing this to me. 424 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,240 Anything I can do? 425 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,080 This is actually a bit of a private conversation, Dev. 426 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,160 Anything you say to me, you can say to him. 427 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,920 Okay, um, Billie's had an abortion, 428 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,680 but she was keeping it a secret 'cause Nicky's being 429 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,120 really nice to her, and now she's been blocked. 430 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,280 I'll just... 431 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,000 There he goes, 007 himself. 432 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,560 Why didn't you tell me? 433 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,520 About what? The abortion or Josie being gay? 434 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,480 The abortion. We all know Josie thinks she's gay. 435 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,800 You know I'm gay? 436 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,680 Yeah, you think you're gay for now. 437 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,880 - Why didn't you tell me, Billie? - You think they're common? 438 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,680 - They are common. - We're common. 439 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,600 What the fuck were you gonna do with a baby? 440 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,400 Well, maybe I would've been good at it. 441 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,600 Yeah, I thought that, too, but look at Josie. 442 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,280 Oh, sorry. 443 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,280 That is a very sensitive, delicate man out there. 444 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,480 We cannot afford to spook him off. 445 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,640 For fuck's sake, look at yourselves. 446 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,280 Josie thinks she's gay, 447 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,360 and you just tried to kill yourself with a toilet. 448 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,680 You both need to grow up. 449 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,840 I did. I did the grown-up thing, and he left anyway. 450 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,480 I'm sorry. I can't help you with that. 451 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,680 My man is waiting. 452 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,880 Do you think I would've been a good mom? 453 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,680 Of course. 454 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,680 Would I have been a MILF? 455 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,480 Yeah. 456 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,680 With big milky milkers. 457 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,480 - Okay. - Thank you. 458 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,440 Hmm. 459 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,880 That's a good one. 460 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,480 All sorted. 461 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,520 What did I miss, James? 462 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,280 I was just getting the waitress. 463 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,880 Hello? 464 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,480 Sorry. 465 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,480 Always used to make Lisa laugh. 466 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,400 Here you go. 467 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,680 I'm ready. Are you coming? 468 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,480 - In a second. - Okay. 469 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,880 Bring tissues. 470 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,880 I love you. 471 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,880 I love you, too. 472 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,480 Are you having a nice birthday? 473 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,080 Yes. 474 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,040 It's absolutely fantastic. 475 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,080 Okay. 476 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,680 I'm with a girl. 477 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,640 She's got short hair, masculine energy. 478 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,880 Her name is Sid. 479 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,720 No--mm, no. She-- 480 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,320 She's a pretty girl. She's got long hair. 481 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,800 Her name is... 482 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,400 Jennifer. 483 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,480 Now we're talking about her mom dying 484 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,160 and my dad leaving 485 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,960 and how that might've damaged our attachment styles. 486 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,880 Do you take her top off? 487 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,480 I'd have to ask. 488 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,720 She said it's okay. 489 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,080 What's she wearing underneath? 490 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,880 A binder. 491 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,480 Okay. Yeah, stop. 492 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,080 Lost it.